ah yeah didnt think about that cant say i blame you tbh but we dont gotta talk about that like how i wasnt gonna talk about alisha chewin on my ears but if she doesnt fuckin stop shes going out the window
is this how she shows me her love by trying to eat my head i licked her back and she screamed at me she screamed at ME like i was the one offending HER yeah well im a cat too i can lick u as much as i want dumbass
[And Rosso...will not hear from Adrian for a minute, because he's grasping Alisha like a hamburger underneath her little arms and holding her up in front of him after she'd gnawed on his ears for a bit more while he was typing.
And he asks her, with his whole chest, because he's high and isn't thinking about how she probably doesn't even know what that MEANS:]
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cause it sounds like they were fuckin with u
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[Maybe it's because you both have the same grade level of reading comprehension and spelling]
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once you do its easy to put together what hes tryna say
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do yall have like
beef??
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didnt think about that
cant say i blame you tbh
but we dont gotta talk about that
like how i wasnt gonna talk about alisha chewin on my ears but if she doesnt fuckin stop shes going out the window
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by trying to eat my head
i licked her back and she screamed at me
she screamed at ME
like i was the one offending HER
yeah well im a cat too i can lick u as much as i want dumbass
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she is a nuisance
id sell her for a solar but she aint mine so
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i am imprisoning her
she is going to gay baby jail where she belongs
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u havent asked her
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Ask my cat if she's gay. Do it.
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[And Rosso...will not hear from Adrian for a minute, because he's grasping Alisha like a hamburger underneath her little arms and holding her up in front of him after she'd gnawed on his ears for a bit more while he was typing.
And he asks her, with his whole chest, because he's high and isn't thinking about how she probably doesn't even know what that MEANS:]
Are you gay?
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He lays flat on the futon because sitting up is making him dizzy, holding her above his head now.]
No, nonathat shit, I know you can hear me. You say words all th'time!
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Silence.
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Father is gay!!
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Adrian puts her back down. On his chest.
Time for voice-to-text, sorry if that inevitably makes shit weird-]
she said your gay
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id have her do voice to text and prove it but i dont think that works when your pet is telepathic
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wait hold on
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nvm forgot audio clips wouldnt work either
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