[And Rosso...will not hear from Adrian for a minute, because he's grasping Alisha like a hamburger underneath her little arms and holding her up in front of him after she'd gnawed on his ears for a bit more while he was typing.
And he asks her, with his whole chest, because he's high and isn't thinking about how she probably doesn't even know what that MEANS:]
Yeah it's fine. Not like I talk to anyone back here, I just do what I gotta and go home most of the time. Bossman knows I don't deal with customers well.
a job made for u then huh u just get to cook all day and nobody bothers ya i would say you get to do that here too but you’re being bothered 24/7 im psure
thank u after the next fog fixes my shit ill take u out to dinner my treat
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[And Rosso...will not hear from Adrian for a minute, because he's grasping Alisha like a hamburger underneath her little arms and holding her up in front of him after she'd gnawed on his ears for a bit more while he was typing.
And he asks her, with his whole chest, because he's high and isn't thinking about how she probably doesn't even know what that MEANS:]
Are you gay?
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He lays flat on the futon because sitting up is making him dizzy, holding her above his head now.]
No, nonathat shit, I know you can hear me. You say words all th'time!
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Silence.
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Father is gay!!
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Adrian puts her back down. On his chest.
Time for voice-to-text, sorry if that inevitably makes shit weird-]
she said your gay
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id have her do voice to text and prove it but i dont think that works when your pet is telepathic
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wait hold on
[MINUTES LATER.........]
nvm forgot audio clips wouldnt work either
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well like
she aint wrong so
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but if she knows YOURE gay
then that means she knows what it means!!
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[all things made out of the El have intelligence! ain is an outlier that's okay though—]
That doesn't mean SHE'S gay though I'm not sure cats even have that
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im still callin her a gay baby
she can be a gay baby if shes ur baby
[More like she's YALL'S baby, collective, but apparently Adrian doesn't lovingly burrito her every night that's slander]
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We are raising this rock foxcat TOGETHER
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Does that make him feel? Weird??
Not weird in a bad way, but like...flustered. Fuzzy. Alisha isn't a real child, but the way Rosso wrote that...OUR baby...]
yeasurewhatever
[Adrian says muffled through a pillow he just buried his face into, which is why its typed like that.]
idk if i make a good parent but shes still alive i guess theres that
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She loooooooooooves you. You're doing fine.
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She wouldn't love you if she didn't know you or something deep like that idk accept the love
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shes back to chewin my ears now so i guess ill believe that
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hope ur havin an ok shift btw
i know i messaged u kindof for no reason cause i got hungry thanks to the weed
but i wanted to check on u too
[He misses you :(]
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I'll get you food on my way home I promise
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u just get to cook all day and nobody bothers ya
i would say you get to do that here too but you’re being bothered 24/7 im psure
thank u after the next fog fixes my shit ill take u out to dinner
my treat
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i want it to knock me flat on my ass
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aint my fault ur hot as hell
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