That's what you asked for? You could've gone to the normal-ass cat store [CAT STORE?] and gotten a normal-ass cat.
[...but Alisha seems happy, crawling Also into Rosso's lap to continue grooming the baby. Then she starts using her needle claws to make biscuits in Rosso's thighs and he flinches and hisses. Why.]
I'm sure she'll mellow out when she finishes growing.
I didn't want a real pet! Just like...I dunno. Somethin' more interesting than a normal cat toy, yaknow?
[But, well. Oops, he has a real pet now, his name is Dachie he is very soft. Meanwhile, Dachie is completely content to be groomed and has once more become a pancake in Rosso's lap.
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At least it's somethin' from your world that's, like. Docile...if she brought in an animal from mine, it mighta' been a fuckin' wild animal for all I know.
Most Elrian wild animals are batshit insane. I told you about the giant man-eating crabs, right? The fact that there are these itty bitty tiny ones here weirds me the fuck out.
[Rosso voice: I should ask Mana for a giant crab. I have some people I would sick it on.]
I don't think I saw too many of your weird-ass animals all those times we went to the Cube. Wanna enlighten me?
[FLATSOLOGIE...he is beeping softly as Alisha grooms him. He might be falling asleep.]
Haah? Well...there's like. Mimics and shit.
[Mimics...aren't wild animals, that is racist-]
And like, dark magic wraiths and shit like that. I think there's some other half animal people out there, like I was, but they're not all that common. Otherwise maybe people would'a been more friendly with me.
Doesn't sound that bad. Kind of lawless like Elrios is.
[If a fantasy world is not lawless and untamed, is it truly a fantasy world?]
Elrianode itself mostly has Henir mutants. Most of them have probably been cleared up... I dunno. Haven't been there for it. [And Henir's Order is usually making more of them for shits and gigs and world domination, so.] Otherwise, it's bugs the size of a house and man-eating crabs and mana eaters. Blood eaters, too.
What the hell do you mean? That's normal for Elrios, so you get used to it. Like how "normal" for this place includes possibly eating your friends and the moon disappearing and giant holiday cats attacking everyone.
[Rosso says this very casually like yeah! Everything sucks here! Let him tell you about it while Alisha grooms flatsologie.]
There are these giant fucking worms that burrow under the sand and launch themselves at you if they feel the vibrations from the earth or whatever. There's harpies. There's bigass leviathans. The giant phorus aren't that dangerous, but they're still big. Laby and Gaia encountered a kraken once. Oh, yeah, and sometimes there's elementals that are the size of a truck.
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[...but Alisha seems happy, crawling Also into Rosso's lap to continue grooming the baby. Then she starts using her needle claws to make biscuits in Rosso's thighs and he flinches and hisses. Why.]
I'm sure she'll mellow out when she finishes growing.
[She will not lol]
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[But, well. Oops, he has a real pet now, his name is Dachie he is very soft. Meanwhile, Dachie is completely content to be groomed and has once more become a pancake in Rosso's lap.
=v= ]
At least it's somethin' from your world that's, like. Docile...if she brought in an animal from mine, it mighta' been a fuckin' wild animal for all I know.
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Most Elrian wild animals are batshit insane. I told you about the giant man-eating crabs, right? The fact that there are these itty bitty tiny ones here weirds me the fuck out.
[Rosso voice: I should ask Mana for a giant crab. I have some people I would sick it on.]
I don't think I saw too many of your weird-ass animals all those times we went to the Cube. Wanna enlighten me?
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Haah? Well...there's like. Mimics and shit.
[Mimics...aren't wild animals, that is racist-]
And like, dark magic wraiths and shit like that. I think there's some other half animal people out there, like I was, but they're not all that common. Otherwise maybe people would'a been more friendly with me.
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[If a fantasy world is not lawless and untamed, is it truly a fantasy world?]
Elrianode itself mostly has Henir mutants. Most of them have probably been cleared up... I dunno. Haven't been there for it. [And Henir's Order is usually making more of them for shits and gigs and world domination, so.] Otherwise, it's bugs the size of a house and man-eating crabs and mana eaters. Blood eaters, too.
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Everything is so damn big in Elrios. Like I'm worried I'd get there and get eaten by a cockroach. Like, you can't tell me that ain't plausible.
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[He says this like he's talking about the weather and not like it's absolutely horrifying.]
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How do you sleep at night knowing that shit's out there...
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[Scorpions, man. You step one wrong way in the sand and you just fucking die.]
Are they the only thing that gets that big? Other than the, uh.
[He turns over a shell he'd been holding.]
Giant crabs.
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[Rosso says this very casually like yeah! Everything sucks here! Let him tell you about it while Alisha grooms flatsologie.]
There are these giant fucking worms that burrow under the sand and launch themselves at you if they feel the vibrations from the earth or whatever. There's harpies. There's bigass leviathans. The giant phorus aren't that dangerous, but they're still big. Laby and Gaia encountered a kraken once. Oh, yeah, and sometimes there's elementals that are the size of a truck.
All pretty normal, honestly.
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I think the only thing we maybe share are sand worms, but I'm pretty sure your definition of giant is gonna be different compared to mine.
[He shakes his head a little, stuffing that shell into his pocket once he's confirmed it isn't hiding something deadly.]
We gotta go to the Cube again. I need to see this shit with my own eyes.