What the hell do you mean? That's normal for Elrios, so you get used to it. Like how "normal" for this place includes possibly eating your friends and the moon disappearing and giant holiday cats attacking everyone.
[Rosso says this very casually like yeah! Everything sucks here! Let him tell you about it while Alisha grooms flatsologie.]
There are these giant fucking worms that burrow under the sand and launch themselves at you if they feel the vibrations from the earth or whatever. There's harpies. There's bigass leviathans. The giant phorus aren't that dangerous, but they're still big. Laby and Gaia encountered a kraken once. Oh, yeah, and sometimes there's elementals that are the size of a truck.
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flammadecinis) wrote2022-05-15 03:26 pm
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Everything is so damn big in Elrios. Like I'm worried I'd get there and get eaten by a cockroach. Like, you can't tell me that ain't plausible.
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[He says this like he's talking about the weather and not like it's absolutely horrifying.]
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How do you sleep at night knowing that shit's out there...
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[Scorpions, man. You step one wrong way in the sand and you just fucking die.]
Are they the only thing that gets that big? Other than the, uh.
[He turns over a shell he'd been holding.]
Giant crabs.
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[Rosso says this very casually like yeah! Everything sucks here! Let him tell you about it while Alisha grooms flatsologie.]
There are these giant fucking worms that burrow under the sand and launch themselves at you if they feel the vibrations from the earth or whatever. There's harpies. There's bigass leviathans. The giant phorus aren't that dangerous, but they're still big. Laby and Gaia encountered a kraken once. Oh, yeah, and sometimes there's elementals that are the size of a truck.
All pretty normal, honestly.
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I think the only thing we maybe share are sand worms, but I'm pretty sure your definition of giant is gonna be different compared to mine.
[He shakes his head a little, stuffing that shell into his pocket once he's confirmed it isn't hiding something deadly.]
We gotta go to the Cube again. I need to see this shit with my own eyes.