Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa giftee is HORATIO HARGREEVES, network alias "NeverAcorned". He looks like a kid, but, trust me, he's not. He's in his sixties, I think? He drinks a lot. Plan accordingly.
Buy or make Horatio a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.
If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.
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flammadecinis) wrote2022-05-15 03:26 pm
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Buy or make Horatio a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.
If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.