getmeoutofthedraft: (Kris Kringle)
Hawkeye Pierce ([personal profile] getmeoutofthedraft) wrote in [personal profile] flammadecinis 2022-12-11 05:37 pm (UTC)

<KrisKringle>

Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa giftee is HORATIO HARGREEVES, network alias "NeverAcorned". He looks like a kid, but, trust me, he's not. He's in his sixties, I think? He drinks a lot. Plan accordingly.

Buy or make Horatio a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.

If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.

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