What do you mean?! Can't a guy get himself off?! I've had them for a while, you just never saw them 'cause I keep 'em in a drawer!

[When they move in together they will remain in a drawer. Thanks.]

I wasn't gonna fucking show you my collection whenever you came over! "Yeah, here's where I keep my silverware, and if you go into the bedroom on the bottom drawer of the dresser there's vibrators!" What the fuck?!